help, also

[danny bean]

I'm not looking under a dog.

I can roll over for you..

I've been rolled.

Like a carpet?

Like a drunk.

Maybe it's time to quit.

why would anyone ever quit? if you stay until they get sick of your
lackluster performance and fire you, they have to pay you more! also, it
shows dedication and perseverance, which are prized at AA.

~dancoholic

[danny bean]

I'm not looking under a dog.

I can roll over for you..

I've been rolled.

Like a carpet?

Like a drunk.

Maybe it's time to quit.

I can't quit, it's a way of life.

Stage 1: Denial.

Unh-unh; you're not going to get *me* on any sneaky twelve-step.

but can you do a two-step? or perhaps a tango?

~dan

[Ferdinand]

Post by danny bean

I'm not looking under a dog.

I can roll over for you..

I've been rolled.

Like a carpet?

Like a drunk.

Maybe it's time to quit.

I can't quit, it's a way of life.

Stage 1: Denial.

Unh-unh; you're not going to get *me* on any sneaky twelve-step.

but can you do a two-step? or perhaps a tango?

I can do a vague shuffling two-step.

And, apparently, with the right music, I can skank.
And also dance kind of normally, which is odd.

[danny bean]

Post by Ferdinand

Post by danny bean

I'm not looking under a dog.

I can roll over for you..

I've been rolled.

Like a carpet?

Like a drunk.

Maybe it's time to quit.

I can't quit, it's a way of life.

Stage 1: Denial.

Unh-unh; you're not going to get *me* on any sneaky twelve-step.

but can you do a two-step? or perhaps a tango?

I can do a vague shuffling two-step.
And, apparently, with the right music, I can skank.
And also dance kind of normally, which is odd.

ooh! try as i might, i have never been able to properly skank.

~dan, impressed

[Rob~]

Post by danny bean

Post by Ferdinand

Post by danny bean

I'm not looking under a dog.

I can roll over for you..

I've been rolled.

Like a carpet?

Like a drunk.

Maybe it's time to quit.

I can't quit, it's a way of life.

Stage 1: Denial.

Unh-unh; you're not going to get *me* on any sneaky twelve-step.

but can you do a two-step? or perhaps a tango?

I can do a vague shuffling two-step.
And, apparently, with the right music, I can skank.
And also dance kind of normally, which is odd.

ooh! try as i might, i have never been able to properly skank.

Aye, skanking is a very complex art.

Rob~ (so is whoring)

[danny bean]

I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?

i like this

~dan, appreciative

[^Ï^]

Post by danny bean

I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?

i like this
~dan, appreciative

Thanks ~dan; it's one of my favourites - Crash Test Dummies, of course.

[danny bean]

Post by ^Ï^

Post by danny bean

I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?

i like this
~dan, appreciative

Thanks ~dan; it's one of my favourites - Crash Test Dummies, of course.

no no, the ~ isn't part of my name; it is merely an introductory
punctuation. like a dash, but with more flair.
i only know that one crash test dummies song (hmm hmm hmm hmm), and after
all these years i still can't tell if i like it or not.

~dan, wishy-washy

[Rob~]

Post by ^Ï^

Post by danny bean

I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?

i like this
~dan, appreciative

Thanks ~dan; it's one of my favourites - Crash Test Dummies, of course.

I knew there was somebody missing from my mp3 collection... Must correct.

Rob~ (Just recently added Foghat. /me wonders how many of the young folk
are going "WHO?!" now)

[danny bean]

Post by Rob~

Post by ^Ï^

Post by danny bean

I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?

i like this
~dan, appreciative

Thanks ~dan; it's one of my favourites - Crash Test Dummies, of course.

I knew there was somebody missing from my mp3 collection... Must correct.
Rob~ (Just recently added Foghat. /me wonders how many of the young folk
are going "WHO?!" now)

i don't want you to be true
i just wanna make loooooooooove to you

~dan, \m/

[Rob~]

Post by danny bean
i don't want you to be true
i just wanna make loooooooooove to you

I can tell by the way that you baby talk,
I can see by the way that you switch and walk,
I can tell by the way that you treat your man,
But I could love you baby, it's a cryin' shame.

Rob~ (w00t!)

[danny bean]

Maybe it's time to quit.

I can't quit, it's a way of life.

Stage 1: Denial.

Unh-unh; you're not going to get me on any sneaky
twelve-step.

Stage 2: Resistance.

I told you: NO twelve step!

Stage 3: Anger.
Rob~ (this is the strangest 12 steps I've ever seen)

I'd rather do a quickstep than a twelve step;
or maybe a foxtrot or even <sharp intake of breath>
a turkey trot.

Stage 4: Jocularity

I can see that you're not taking this seriously.

Stage 5: Soberness
Rob~ (never thought I'd have to say that to you...)

I'm not listening.

Stage 6: Avoidance

<fingers in ears> # La la la

Stage 7: Sing-along

Right, that's it; I'm walking out of here.

Stage 8: Walking out of here.
Rob~ (I'm drunk...)

Right, then; I'm going to the Pub.

Stage 9: drinking.

I think I'll buy an Acme Exploding Poster Kit on the way.

Stage 10: BLOWING SH*T UP!

blowing posters up? or possibly, poster kits?

~dan, semantics

[danny bean]

On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 18:07:33 GMT, Michael E. Clark

I Licke Icke http://www.davidicke.com/

"The reptilian-Illuminati know that the balanced fusion of male and
female energy create a third and immensely powerful force and this is
the real foundation of their obsession with the "trinity"."

most people's obsession with trinity comes from all the leather outfits and
guns and whatnot.

~dan, who thinks she has kindof a weird face, to be honest

[Rob~]

Post by danny bean
most people's obsession with trinity comes from all the leather
outfits and guns and whatnot.
~dan, who thinks she has kindof a weird face, to be honest

I'd hump her leg...

Rob~ (but that's what dogs do, rather indiscriminately)

[danny bean]

Post by Rob~

Post by danny bean
most people's obsession with trinity comes from all the leather
outfits and guns and whatnot.
~dan, who thinks she has kindof a weird face, to be honest

I'd hump her leg...

well i would too, but i would be thinking of drew barrymore

Post by Rob~
Rob~ (but that's what dogs do, rather indiscriminately)

dogs and drunks

~dan, who was the 2nd of those last night

[Rob~]

Post by danny bean

Post by Rob~

Post by danny bean
most people's obsession with trinity comes from all the leather
outfits and guns and whatnot.
~dan, who thinks she has kindof a weird face, to be honest

I'd hump her leg...

well i would too, but i would be thinking of drew barrymore

Post by Rob~
Rob~ (but that's what dogs do, rather indiscriminately)

dogs and drunks
~dan, who was the 2nd of those last night

I'm sometimes both.

Rob~ (like probably later tonight)

[danny bean]

Maybe it's time to quit.

I can't quit, it's a way of life.

Stage 1: Denial.

Unh-unh; you're not going to get me on any sneaky twelve-step.

Stage 2: Resistance.

I *told* you: *NO* twelve step!

this is pretty clearly a stage-based program. your fear of steps is
unfounded.

~dan

[Merlyne]

Post by danny bean

I'm not looking under a dog.

I can roll over for you..

I've been rolled.

Like a carpet?

Like a drunk.

Maybe it's time to quit.

why would anyone ever quit? if you stay until they get sick of your
lackluster performance and fire you, they have to pay you more! also, it
shows dedication and perseverance, which are prized at AA.
~dancoholic

Hey look!

It's Danny Bean...
We were talking aboot you in aaen last week...

[danny bean]

P.P.s What is the name of your island so's I can look it up on a map?

Britain.

Bwahahahaha

me too!

~dan

[danny bean]

Personally I find Death Metal quite soothing.

if i'm in the right mood, i non-sarcastically do..

this -
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2594952675&category=43636&sspagename=STRK%3AMEBWN%3AIT&rd=1 -
just arrived yesterday. it's pretty sweet.